tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20890242.post1970887229844611584..comments2023-10-28T03:41:40.550-07:00Comments on eric three thousand: eric3000http://www.blogger.com/profile/00554308678019220189noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20890242.post-89467208088606666592007-05-07T18:53:00.000-07:002007-05-07T18:53:00.000-07:00Tim: "Get down here on the floor with me."Daniel: ...<I>Tim: "Get down here on the floor with me."<BR/><BR/>Daniel: "I'm not falling for that again."</I><BR/><BR/>Hilarious recap, as usual, Eric.TLohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15400078353133804315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20890242.post-85251865819379579682007-05-07T09:46:00.000-07:002007-05-07T09:46:00.000-07:00trixie said,"So, like, I can totally relate to Chl...trixie said,<BR/><BR/>"So, like, I can totally relate to Chloe's experience of being in a refugee camp."<BR/><BR/>Ha ha!<BR/><BR/>And yeah, I think I have Avian Bone Syndrome!eric3000https://www.blogger.com/profile/00554308678019220189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20890242.post-60663149082881825192007-05-06T12:11:00.000-07:002007-05-06T12:11:00.000-07:00I was too busy working on my humanizing background...<I>I was too busy working on my humanizing background story</I><BR/><BR/>Ha! See below. <BR/><BR/><I>the opportunity to punch Daniel Franco in the nuts, </I><BR/><BR/>You slay me Eric. That was a spit-take line. <BR/><BR/><I>a gift certificate for $100 at Banana Republic, any babies I happen to deliver during filming, and an internship applying bronzer to Michael Kors."</I><BR/><BR/>This is hilarious. I'm going to always think of it when they list the prizes on the show.<BR/><BR/><I>I have no idea how he can afford that house.</I><BR/><BR/>Yeah, I was wondering about that. <BR/><BR/><I>Santino: "It's Forties glamour boudoir rocker debutant chicken-and-waffles S&M dressy-casual. With a twist of lemon."</I><BR/><BR/>The chicken and waffles was just the extra touch it needed. They always have this long list that ultimately serves to demonstrate that they don't know anything about fashion history, or what they are doing with their collection.<BR/><BR/><I>Tim: "Why does everyone take me to the beach? Do I look like a fucking beach person?"</I><BR/><BR/>Ha! So true. But that is why it is so fun to watch him go to the beach. <BR/><BR/><I>Tony's children climb on Santino and get their cuteness all over him.</I><BR/><BR/>This is a total emo-infraction. It is bad enough when they use their own children for such mawkishness but using other people's children is a major violation. <BR/><BR/>hat said, it was not on the par of Jeffrey's childification because there was such a lack of rapport between Jeffrey and his kid (as opposed to Santino and Tony's kids) and Jeffrey was pretty much irredeemable as an asshole, as proven by the fact that when he won he dumped his girlfriend (see ya daddy) took up with his model. <BR/><BR/><I>We watch a little picture of a car move from left to right across a map of the United States. Well, that's how they should have done it. </I><BR/><BR/>Perfect! Eric-- you should direct the show! <BR/><BR/><BR/>The Suffering Olympics: <BR/><BR/>Santino: "I was homeless."<BR/>Chloe: "I had to live in a refugee camp."<BR/>Daniel: "I had to endure being gay in a loving, accepting, upper-middle-class white family."<BR/>Eric: I'm so skinny I can't even find a blazer that fits. <BR/>Trixie: I had to endure being an intelligent girl in middle middle-class suburban middle-America. <BR/><BR/>Trixie to Eric: I match your blazer woes: I am short and small (but not petite 0-2 skinny, i.e., don't have Avian Bone Syndrome). However my father was a Big 10 football player and I inherited his shoulders. I'm a freak ... sob! <BR/><BR/>So, like, I can totally relate to Chloe's experience of being in a refugee camp.kora in hellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20890242.post-43092297756220654902007-05-05T16:38:00.000-07:002007-05-05T16:38:00.000-07:00Again, your recaps are funnier than the show. Dani...Again, your recaps are funnier than the show. Daniel was being such a pissante. And Santino was, well, Santino. We learned the most about Chloe. Her fabric choices were dreadful. Can anyone say couch? Ouch.<BR/><BR/>Can't wait until next week's recap.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20890242.post-21437105859495537552007-05-05T10:39:00.000-07:002007-05-05T10:39:00.000-07:00Another great recap! I'm dying here. Thanks for ...Another great recap! I'm dying here. Thanks for starting my day with a belly laugh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com