world's worst photoshopping |
Michelle: "Oh, my god, this season was a nightmare! First, the team I was on, the Beavers, kept losing. We were terrible!"
Michelle's faceplant that almost cost her the championship |
The most shocking transformation in Project Runway history |
Is it?
Anyway, before we get to the championship game, lets check in with the other two characters in our story:
Patricia dedicated her beautiful collection to trees:
Nina Garcia: "Ugh! Trees are for hippies. Next!"
Stanley named his collection "Urban Surfing":
Didn't we just have a collection called "Urban Jungle"? |
Tim Gunn: "Stanley, I'm flabbergasted. These are the three rules I live by: never get less than twelve hours of sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city, and never go near a lady who's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now stick with that and everything else is cream cheese."
Stanley: "Thanks, coach."
Coach Tim |
The decal store was out of commas and question marks |
It's a slam dunk |
Guest Judge Michael Kors |
Michelle: "I can't believe this! Why didn't you tell me?"
Michael Kors: "I was hoping I wouldn't have to. Sometimes it skips a generation. But look, I completely understand what it's like to be a young designer just starting to realize that you are different from the others. I remember my first fashion show: there was a full moon and I noticed hair growing on my hands. Wackadoo!"
That was a beautiful story. Congratulations to Michelle! And thank you to my readers, without whose dedication my blog would go unread.
Thanks for all the laughs over the last three back to f-in' back seasons. Now take a little rest, but I'm counting on you for S12.
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Thanks, Karen! I am so ready for a break!
ReplyDeleteI'm already in withdrawal.
ReplyDeleteThank you Eric! As always, your take put everything back into perspective.
ReplyDeleteThat season wasn't even half bad. My favourite designer won, your recaps were awesome and Nina Garcia deflowered Zac Posen on air. Whatever more could you wish for?
fab recap. thanks for the many laughs... (lots of laughs, for real)
ReplyDeleteI enjoy this blog as much as I enjoy the show.
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