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Recent photo of Allan (professionally, he had to change his name to Alan in 1991 in order to join SAG-AFTRA) Eric’s Holiday Letter, December...

Recent photo of the Twitter bird Eric’s Holiday Letter, December 2022 Dear friends, family, and advertisers, As I’m sure you have he...

Eric’s Holiday Letter, December 2021 Dear friends and family, What a year. I feel like I fell out of the lucky tree, hit every branch ...

  Recent photo of those damn bears who refuse to shit in the woods Eric’s Holiday Letter 2020 Dear friends and family, In these unusual ...

Recent Photo of Judge William Stoughton CHRISTMAS GREETINGS FROM SALEM TOWN, MASSACHUSETTS BAY COLONY, 1692 Dear friends a...

Eric testified Thursday in front of the Senate Correspondence Committee about accusations of forgery leveled against him by the late Peggy ...

[Happy New Year! This year Eric3000, Certified Archivist, presents a long-lost manuscript recently discovered in the church archives of Our...

Eric playing the theremin Making Eric’s Holiday Letters Great Again! 2016 Let’s be real, folks. Eric’s Holiday Letters have been a...

ERIC’S HOLIDAY LETTER 2015 TERMS AND CONDITIONS By reading Eric’s Holiday Letter 2015 you agree to all terms and conditions contained...

ERIC’S 2014 HOLIDAY LETTER: TWENTY-FIFTH ANNIVERSARY EDITION: left to right: Simon Le Bon, Bob Geldof, Phil Collins, Bono, Eric, Sting...