|world's worst photoshopping|
Michelle: "Oh, my god, this season was a nightmare! First, the team I was on, the Beavers, kept losing. We were terrible!"
|Michelle's faceplant that almost cost her the championship|
|The most shocking transformation in Project Runway history|
Anyway, before we get to the championship game, lets check in with the other two characters in our story:
Patricia dedicated her beautiful collection to trees:
Nina Garcia: "Ugh! Trees are for hippies. Next!"
Stanley named his collection "Urban Surfing":
|Didn't we just have a collection called "Urban Jungle"?|
Tim Gunn: "Stanley, I'm flabbergasted. These are the three rules I live by: never get less than twelve hours of sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city, and never go near a lady who's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now stick with that and everything else is cream cheese."
Stanley: "Thanks, coach."
|The decal store was out of commas and question marks|
|It's a slam dunk|
|Guest Judge Michael Kors|
Michelle: "I can't believe this! Why didn't you tell me?"
Michael Kors: "I was hoping I wouldn't have to. Sometimes it skips a generation. But look, I completely understand what it's like to be a young designer just starting to realize that you are different from the others. I remember my first fashion show: there was a full moon and I noticed hair growing on my hands. Wackadoo!"
That was a beautiful story. Congratulations to Michelle! And thank you to my readers, without whose dedication my blog would go unread.