Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Shear Genius Season Two Finale: They have all given their final cuts!

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Once upon a time there were three little geniuses who went to the Vidal Sassoon Academy:

Dee, Nicole, and Charlie.

They have to make up pointless stories and then rush through hair cuts on four unlucky women for the chance to win $100,000. They have big plans for the money: Nicole wants to take her parents on a cruise. Dee wants to take half the money (roughly $30,000 after taxes) and buy her mother the world's cheapest house. Charlie wants to buy his boyfriend a new nose.

Here are their stories:

Charlie: "This is a story about a woman who wasn't sure what she wanted to do. At eighteen she is working for the Red Cross during World War II. At thirty she moves to France and writes a cookbook. At forty-five she has a successful cooking show. And then at sixty she becomes a international spy."

Kim Vo: "That sounds so familiar"

Nicole: "This is a story about a blond. She isn't a spy or anything that exciting. She's just an ordinary woman. At eighteen she went to Wellesley. At thirty She is married to the Governor of Arkansas. At forty-five she is First Lady of the United States of America. And then at sixty she runs for president."

Linda Wells: "Well, that's the most ridiculous story I've ever heard."

Dee: "This is a story about a brunette. At eighteen she got a television series playing a private investigator. At thirty she was nominated for a Golden Globe for playing Jacqueline Kennedy. At forty-five she put out a line of clothing at K-Mart. And then at sixty she started hosting a reality competition show on Bravo."

Jaclyn Smith: "I love that story! Dee wins!"


Anonymous said...

Brilliant Eric - but too short! You always leave me wanting more though. Have a geat weekend.

Cliff O'Neill said...

How can you be so funny and so brief at the same time?!

wildflower38 said...

You're too funny Eric :)

mumblesalot (Laura A) said...

Diane: "I believe passionately that every woman deserves a dramatic staircase!"
Still has me chuckling. great recap